Personalized gift

A Wanted Poster Gift for the Coworker With a Record

Office gifting is a minefield: too sentimental is weird, too cheap is worse, and nobody needs another desk plant. A personalized wanted poster threads the needle perfectly, funny, personal and completely work-appropriate. Charge your coworker with the office crimes everyone has witnessed: reheating fish in the microwave, booking the meeting room and never showing, replying-all to two hundred people. The Mafia case-file style is made for this, a typewritten rap sheet that looks like an official HR document nobody will actually file. The Dead or Alive outlaw look suits the desk rebel, and the Sheriff reward badge is a kind way to roast the office golden child. This is the Secret Santa gift that wins the room, the leaving present that beats a group card, and the classic 'congrats on the promotion, here are your crimes' bit. Write their name, pick the misdeed the whole team will recognize, and set a reward like 'one stapler, returned at last.' Because it names the exact running joke of your office, it lands harder than anything generic. Print the $4.95 digital download at the office for a same-day gift, or order an A4 on museum-grade cotton for their desk. It is the rare work gift that gets pinned up instead of tossed, and it earns a laugh at the next stand-up.

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Digital $4.95 · Print A4 $19 · A3 $29 · A2 $39 · museum-grade cotton, shipped

Example crimes and rewards

Stuck for words? Steal one of these, or use it as a springboard for the real story only you know. The best crime is always the specific, true one.

THE FISH REHEATER

Wanted for: Microwaving salmon at 12:30 sharp

Reward: $18,000

GHOST OF MEETING ROOM B

Wanted for: Booking the room, never showing up

Reward: $4,000

REPLY-ALL RANDALL

Wanted for: Hitting reply-all to 200 people

Reward: $6,000

THE STAPLER BANDIT

Wanted for: Borrowing the stapler since March

Reward: One stapler, returned

Write your own in the customizer

FAQ

Is a wanted poster too much for the office?

Not if you keep the crime work-appropriate. Stick to universal office villainy like reheating fish, booking-and-ghosting the meeting room, or replying-all to everyone. It roasts the habit, not the person, which is why it works for Secret Santa and leaving gifts.

Can I make it look like an official document?

Yes, the Mafia case-file style is a typewritten rap sheet that looks like a form HR would file. Add your coworker name and their signature office crime, and preview it live before paying $4.95.

Digital or printed for a desk?

Digital ($4.95) is instant and easy to print at the office. For something that lives on their desk, order an A4 print on museum-grade cotton. Both come from the same design you customize.

Make one in about two minutes

Pick a style, upload a photo, type the name, the crime and the reward. The preview updates live. Download the print-ready file for $4.95, or order it printed and shipped on museum-grade cotton.

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