MOST WANTED FEDERAL BUREAU YOUR PHOTO CARMINE FALCO for Reheating fish in the office REWARD $18,000

The Case File Wanted Poster

Full rap sheet included.

A document-style layout, stamped, typed and clipped, for the friend with a very detailed criminal résumé.

from $4.95 Made right or your money back

Digital $4.95 · Print A4 $19 · A3 $29 · A2 $39

Customize this poster
  • Digital instant download, or printed & shipped
  • Print-ready 300 DPI (PDF + PNG)
  • Print sizes: A4, A3 or A2 museum-grade cotton
  • Re-download free, forever

This poster is perfect for…

Office giftsRetirement roastsBirthdays

About the The Case File

The Case File is the Mobster gone full paperwork. Instead of a single mugshot it builds a document: a typed cover sheet, an official stamp, a photo clipped to the corner and a rap sheet with room for a genuinely detailed criminal résumé. FEDERAL BUREAU runs across the top in cold typewriter caps. The noir treatment keeps the portrait sharp and serious, so the humor comes from the contents, not the styling. This is the poster for the friend whose crimes need bullet points: the coworker who reheats fish in the office microwave, the roommate with seventeen overdue library books, the uncle who has opinions about everyone’s parking. Upload the photo, then fill the file with as many charges as the joke can carry, because the longer the sheet, the bigger the laugh. It is made for office gifts, retirement roasts and any birthday where the person takes themselves a little too seriously. Download it instantly to slide across a desk, or ship the cotton print so the dossier gets framed and never expunged.

Example crimes & rewards

  • Reheating fish in the office microwave $18,000
  • Seventeen overdue library books $9,500
  • Strong opinions about everyone’s parking $12,000

FAQ

Is the The Case File poster customizable?

Fully. Upload your own photo and edit the name, the crime, the reward, the paper and the typeface. The preview updates live before you pay.

How do I receive it?

You download it instantly after paying $4.95, a print-ready high-resolution file (PDF + PNG). A download link is also emailed to you.

Can I print it at home?

Yes. It is 300 DPI and framed-sized, so it prints cleanly at home or at any print shop.