The one that started it all.
Personalized gift
The Wanted Poster That Roasts Your Sister
You see the finished poster, with your photo in it, before you pay a cent. Nothing to imagine, nothing to send back.
Instant download $4.95. A museum-grade print is an optional upgrade in the same editor — the size guide covers the formats.
Instant download $4.95, 300 DPI print-ready file
No account needed See it finished before you pay
Free preview Watermarked, no card required
Made right Or your money back
Why a wanted poster works for your sister
Siblings have more dirt on each other than the FBI, and a personalized wanted poster is the perfect place to finally make it public. Charge your sister with the crimes you have been cataloguing since childhood: borrowing your clothes without asking and returning them somehow better than before, being the favorite child and milking it, and talking over every movie while pretending she already saw the ending. The Classic Western style gives her the outlaw treatment she has earned, the Dead or Alive look suits the sister who is actually the main character, and the Sheriff badge is warm enough for the sister who is your ride-or-die. Upload a photo from the family archives, write her crimes with the accuracy only a sibling can deliver, and set a reward like 'return of the denim jacket in fair condition.' This is the birthday gift that wins, the holiday gift everyone talks about, and the just-because roast that gets framed in her hallway. Download the instant file for $4.95 and print it tonight, or order the museum-grade cotton version so her crimes are permanently on display. She will act outraged. She will also keep it forever.
If the format is new to you, here is what a wanted poster actually is and where it comes from. If you already know what you want, the how-to guide gets you from photo to download in one read, and the inspiration gallery shows what other people ended up with.
Wanted poster styles for your sister
Every poster below is fully editable: swap in your photo, write the name, the crime and the reward. Same $4.95 file, whichever universe you pick.
Loud, proud and barred from three saloons.
The bounty keeps climbing.
Last seen leaving without saying goodbye.
A star is born.
Certified good egg.
Example crimes and rewards
Stuck for words? Steal one of these, or use it as a springboard for the real story only you know. The best crime is always the specific, true one. Want a hundred more? The ideas archive is built for exactly this moment.
THE CLOSET RAIDER
Wanted for Borrows clothes, returns them better
Reward $7,500
THE FAVORITE
Wanted for Being the favorite child, smugly
Reward $25,000
SPOILER QUEEN
Wanted for Revealing movie endings mid-film
Reward $5,000
RIDE-OR-DIE SIS
Wanted for Your alibi since kindergarten
Reward Priceless
Three steps, about two minutes
Upload the photo
Any phone photo works. A face that fills the frame lands best.
Write the crime
Name, crime, reward. The specific, true one always wins.
Download it
Preview free, then take the print-ready file for $4.95.
The long version lives on the how it works page.
Instant download
$4.95
A print-ready 300 DPI file (PDF + PNG), delivered as soon as you are happy with the preview. Print it at home tonight, frame it tomorrow, re-download it free forever.
Make my poster nowPremium print
Optional upgrade
Prefer to hand over something already framed? Add a museum-grade cotton print to the same design inside the editor. Start with the size and format guide.
Compare formats in the editorQuestions people ask before buying
What crime should I charge my sister with?
The one thing you have been roasting her about since childhood. The specificity is what makes it funny, only a sibling knows the real crime. Keep it loving, and set a reward that makes you both laugh.
Can I use an old childhood photo?
100%. The sepia halftone effect turns any photo into a convincing old-west portrait, so even a ten-year-old family snapshot looks like a real wanted poster mugshot.
How much does it cost?
Digital download is $4.95 and instant. Printed cotton versions are $19 for A4, $29 for A3 and $39 for A2, shipped.
Will it look good with my photo?
Download the free watermarked preview and see for yourself before paying. Any photo works, but a face that fills the frame and looks at the camera gives the strongest result. The sepia halftone treatment hides a lot, including bad phone lighting.
How fast do I get it?
The download link appears the second the payment clears, and it is emailed to you as well. No waiting, no approval step, no proof to validate.
Can I print it myself?
Yes, that is what most people do. The file is 300 DPI and prints cleanly at home, at a copy shop, or through any online print service. If you would rather not deal with it, pick a printed size and it ships to your door.
Can I change it after I buy?
Yes. Your personalization is saved, so you can come back, fix a typo or swap the photo, and re-download at no extra cost.
Is it a real gift or a gag?
Both, which is the point. It reads as a joke for ten seconds and then it gets framed, because it is genuinely about someone. That is why people buy it for birthdays, retirements and bachelor parties.
Anything left over is probably in the full FAQ, and the reviews page covers what people thought once they gave theirs away.
Other people worth putting a bounty on
Browse every occasion guide, the 15 best wanted poster gifts, or all poster collections if you would rather start from the style.
Make one in about two minutes
Pick a style, upload a photo, type the name, the crime and the reward. The preview updates live and costs nothing. The print-ready file is $4.95.
Make my poster — $4.95